Sexual Frustrations

The "that's what she said, that's what he said" guide to (or the attempt to) understanding the opposite sex.

LAGNOLALIA

noun • the formal name for dirty talk; the practice of using graphic word imagery to heighten sexual pleasure before and during sexual intercourse, commonly a part of foreplay

814. IF YOU’RE TRYING TO GET IN A GIRLS PANTS, YOU PROBABLY SHOULDN’T IGNORE HER TEXTS… YOU CAN DO THAT AFTERWARDS.

(Source: gotwisdom)

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i won’t point out which one is me, but i’m definitely in there.